Petrify Dish

colfricans:

why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls

*chews enthusiastically*

pupbutt:

seductively unzips my onesie 

*twerks softly*

death-by-lulz:

malformalady:
Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.

death-by-lulz:

malformalady:

Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS