Petrify Dish

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

pleatedjeans:

octomoose! [x]

pleatedjeans:

octomoose! [x]

arresteddemocracyaus:

George Sr.: Up yours, granny!Lucille: You couldn’t handle it!
Hand To God - 2x03

arresteddemocracyaus:

George Sr.: Up yours, granny!
Lucille: You couldn’t handle it!

Hand To God - 2x03

arresteddemocracyaus:

Narrator: However, she mistook the drowsy-eye/alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.
Spring Breakout - 2x17

arresteddemocracyaus:

Narrator: However, she mistook the drowsy-eye/alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.

Spring Breakout - 2x17

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS