May 2013
4 posts
why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
*chews enthusiastically*
April 2013
1 post
seductively unzips my onesie
March 2013
1 post
*twerks softly*
February 2013
2 posts
January 2013
2 posts
Play
December 2012
5 posts
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
why should i make original posts when i can just reblog everyone else’s
“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
November 2012
17 posts
i hate when people sit next to me on the bus but i also get really offended when they don’t
tumblr app on my phone now plays gifs. LIFE CAN WAIT
October 2012
3 posts
September 2012
9 posts
The only dates i get are updates
these ads are bullshit the only hot single in my area is me
“XD muffins” the girl writes as her facebook status while whispering to herself “haha im so random”
