Petrify Dish

Apr 17

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via nutellaprince)

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Apr 16

iphonevevo:

gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast image

(Source: pokemonhub, via moistbottom)

Apr 15

(Source: pseudoknot, via imtouchingyourbutt)

Apr 14

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via tightvaginas)

if you use crossfade in your playlist then i just can’t trust you

Apr 13

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via thats-so-meme)

fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

image

(via ernoticon)

(Source: fucksomeducks)