Petrify Dish

May 15

(via fuckyeahdementia)

May 14

colfricans:

why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls

(Source: mlissuh, via thats-so-meme)

May 10

*chews enthusiastically*

Apr 20

pupbutt:

seductively unzips my onesie 

(Source: mcsnuggie, via i-like-pigeons)

Mar 03

*twerks softly*

Feb 26

(via martinguyen)

Feb 06

[video]

Jan 15

death-by-lulz: malformalady: Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.

death-by-lulz:

malformalady:

Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.

snakes plane samuel jackson

(via faggotarian)

Jan 14

[video]

Dec 19

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via faggotarian)