Petrify Dish

Apr 22

[video]

u sed

u sed

Apr 20

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

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Apr 17

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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[video]

Apr 16

iphonevevo:

gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast image

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Apr 15

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