why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
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seductively unzips my onesie
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Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
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