Petrify Dish

Aug 30

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via godblesskfc)

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

(via dicksplit)

(Source: ftfhal, via nigga-p-lease)

howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

(Source: howswalley, via getemwhiletheyhot)

Aug 28

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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(Source: saddestblogger, via taleoftheshrinkingvagina)

Aug 27

unclefather:

wasted

unclefather:

wasted

(via holy-dildo)

pleatedjeans:

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pleatedjeans:

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(via evilertoast)

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Aug 26

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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(via australiansanta)