Petrify Dish

Aug 22

frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)

frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)

(via australiansanta)

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chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

(via telapathetic)

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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(via tinychatting)

psyducked:

ruff night

psyducked:

ruff night

(Source: makeafacethatyoulike, via australiansanta)

Aug 19

a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

(via taleoftheshrinkingvagina)

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

(Source: funnywildlife, via taleoftheshrinkingvagina)

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

(via ridleyscottish)

(Source: mrfizzlessaysyourelying, via hella-australian)

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING 

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING 

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

(Source: andafern, via hella-australian)